Filed from the field · The national restroom deskDispatches filed 13 · States covered 11

The Porcelain Dispatch

Restroom reviews from the collapse of American sanitation

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Thirteen dispatches. Eleven states. Every pin opens a review.

Pins show city locations rather than business addresses. The two Toledo dispatches are separated for clarity.

STALL NUMBER ONE: NOTES FROM A PUBLIC RESTROOM IN LATE-STAGE AMERICA. Tulsa, Oklahoma. 1 out of 5 plungersPARADISE LOST: SHANGRI-LA AT A TWO-PUMP GAS STATION IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Van Horn, Texas. 5 out of 5 plungersA LIAR AND A COWARD: THE SIGN SAYS "CLEANED HOURLY". Toledo, Ohio. 2 out of 5 plungersBLADDER RANSOM: THE COFFEE SHOP THAT CHARGES $6.75 TO OPEN A DOOR. Portland, Oregon. 0 out of 5 plungersTHE MESSIAH RETURNED IN BEAVER FORM AND BROUGHT 83 SPOTLESS TOILETS WITH HIM. New Braunfels, Texas. 5 out of 5 plungersTHE WIND WILL HAVE ITS WAY WITH YOU. Rock Springs, Wyoming. 2 out of 5 plungersSEVENTH-INNING STENCH: A NIGHT AT THE BALLPARK. Toledo, Ohio. 2 out of 5 plungersTHE MAN WITH THE COLOGNE TRAY IS WATCHING YOU. Chicago, Illinois. 4 out of 5 plungersCONTEMPT OF COURT. Shreveport, Louisiana. 1 out of 5 plungersHANDS FREE, HOPE FREE. Denver, Colorado. 3 out of 5 plungersEVERYTHING YOU NEED TO FIX THIS ROOM IS FORTY FEET AWAY. Phoenix, Arizona. 2 out of 5 plungersTHE WELLNESS POD WILL NOT LET YOU LEAVE. San Francisco, California. 4 out of 5 plungersTHE LAST HONEST ROOM IN ATLANTIC CITY. Atlantic City, New Jersey. 5 out of 5 plungers
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