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BLADDER RANSOM: THE COFFEE SHOP THAT CHARGES $6.75 TO OPEN A DOOR

Zero Plunger · Portland, Oregon · Ritual & Reclaim Coffee Co.
Ritual & Reclaim Coffee Co. · Visit date October 16, 2026

0 out of 5 plungers

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The restroom requires a code. The code appears on your receipt. The cheapest item on the menu costs $6.75. I did the arithmetic and concluded that this establishment has found a way to charge admission to a basic human function, then dress it up with reclaimed wood and a chalkboard about community.

I did not buy the coffee. I did not see the restroom. I am therefore unable to review it, which is precisely the point.

SCORE: 0 plungers. A door with a price tag.

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